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outerspacecake:

I’m going to be laughing about this for ages

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outerspacecake:

I found someone’s tumblr logged in on this computer and all I did was change the icon

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keepmywhiskeyneat:

TRUE STORY

One morning, I was awakened by a knock at the door. I rolled out of bed, threw a blanket over my shoulder because it was cold, and made my way to the front of the house. I opened the door and a very nice lady of some sort of christian denomination handed me a pamphlet and launched in to a well-rehearsed spiel about accepting jesus in to my life when she stopped mid sentence and gave me a peculiar look. I used this pause in her speech to politely decline her offer and wish her a pleasant morning. It wasn’t until I looked at what she handed me that I understood why I stopped her in her tracks and then proceeded to laugh for the next half hour by myself.

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adreianpayne:

yes hello we are open good morning

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tbhcool:

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the-personal-quotes:

relatable quotes on your dash

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When a woman is loved correctly she becomes ten times the woman she was before.